In circa forty Three A.D.,

The Romans came overseas,

And thanks to archaeology.

We know a lot about them.

 

Gonna tell you how to: (CHORUS)

Eat like a roman

Eat like a roman

Drink like a roman

Drink like a roman

Dress like a roman

Dress like a roman

Think like a roman

Think like a roman

Pray like a roman

Pray like a roman

Build like a roman

Build like a roman

Slay like a Roman

Slay like a Roman

Party like a Roman

They were very fond of feasts

And always wanted more to chew up.

With Wine and vegetables and beasts,

They stuffed and stuffed until they threw up. ( Bleh!)

Rich Romans Liked to dress with flair,

In togas, cloaks and jewellery,

They would sometimes bleach their hair

With ash and vinegar and wee! (Eeouw!)

 

(CHORUS)

Just like a Roman